SCENE: Quagmire is at home, on his computer. He's surfing the internet for porn, in this instance pregnancy porn. The first video that he selects fills the screen: a tastefully posed, nude Peter Griffin, laying on his bed. Peters large, beefy hands caress his enormous belly, and the viewer can see movements coming from within. "Yeah, this is great Lois. I just know that Meg is going to turn out perfect once she's born."
Cut to Quagmire, sitting back in his chair. He pauses for a moment, and then lets out a hushed "giggity ... "
Cut to Quagmire, sitting back in his chair. He pauses for a moment, and then lets out a hushed "giggity ... "
