Moral of the story: anyone can be a piece-of-shit human. Maximize your short time on earth and enjoy harmless, precious fun moments in your head.

I mean, it's not like wanting to populate the next generation is a basic male instinct among...well, pretty much any species that wants to survive.

Oh, it is? Why's anyone confused?

(October 25, 2017, 3:55 pm)Monopolus Why's anyone confused?

Because when it comes to this topic, most (not all) cultures champion the "only breed with one female" approach, and it's been that way for a while. People who deviate from this practice are subject to all manner of consequences.

But you're right -- deep down, what could be more natural than spreading one's seed as much as possible?

(October 25, 2017, 5:42 pm)Akhenaten

(October 25, 2017, 3:55 pm)Monopolus Why's anyone confused?

Because when it comes to this topic, most (not all) cultures champion the "only breed with one female" approach, and it's been that way for a while. People who deviate from this practice are subject to all manner of consequences.

But you're right -- deep down, what could be more natural than spreading one's seed as much as possible?

You are right, but the real-world consequences make this only a dream. A dog or cat can do it, but not a person. I mean, that would be a lot of child support and college tuition.
But it is is hot to think about a bunch of really hot girls with huge bumps with my babies in them

would you work as a professional sperm donor?

Eh, I'd want to be with the same woman all my life. A woman with an interest in a large family. It wouldn't feel right if I wasn't faithful and present to make sure my children succeeded.