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cisco (130)
August 18, 2016, 8:41 am
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August 18, 2016, 8:41 am by cisco (130)
So, a young friend of mine wants a belly real bad. We have a fuck date today and she told me that her period ended yesterday. She has also alleged that she's allergic to latex (wink wink)
If I cum in her tonight, what are the chance of her getting pregnant? What do I need to know?
Thanks!
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AnonymousBump (2273)
August 18, 2016, 9:04 am
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August 18, 2016, 9:04 am by AnonymousBump (2273)
If you want to irresponsibly bring another child onto this world, go right ahead.
Unless you have an actual plan once she gives birth say Adoption, I'd say wait until you're committed to her.
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NicerGuy (37)
August 18, 2016, 9:16 am
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August 18, 2016, 9:16 am by NicerGuy (37)
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Depends on a huge range of variables. Could be 5% up to 95%.
Not generally a good idea to father a child with random friend without a lot of forethought. Like she could hit you up for child support in a year and you could lose a third of your salary for next 20 years.
Would you be both be willing to be together and properly raise a child if she did get pregnant? Or would she be willing to commit to adoption? Sounds like she wants kids just for the sake of having them.
If both the above don't sound good, might be better to let have someone else be the father, then you help take care of her while she's pregnant.
There's morning after pill if you want to do it and afterwards make the chance very low. But better to just use a condom.
If she was serious about being allergic and not just joking to have bareback, there's non latex condoms out there.
Anyway just a few thoughts.
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noobyzors (44)
August 18, 2016, 5:35 pm
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August 18, 2016, 5:35 pm by noobyzors (44)
What NicerGuy said. I'd be worried about child support for starters. On the other hand...go for it! Take pics!
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yetanotherfratboy (103)
August 18, 2016, 6:31 pm
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August 18, 2016, 6:31 pm by yetanotherfratboy (103)
(August 18, 2016, 8:41 am)cisco So, a young friend of mine wants a belly real bad. We have a fuck date today and she told me that her period ended yesterday. She has also alleged that she's allergic to latex (wink wink)
If I cum in her tonight, what are the chance of her getting pregnant? What do I need to know?
Thanks!
1) Ignoring every other thing on this post, she's almost as far away from ovulation as physically possible. So your chances of getting her pregnant are slim to none to a snowball in Hell.
2) Check criminal statues in your area if she's a minor.
3) What are your plans after the next 40 weeks?
4) Strongly consider butt stuff.
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Mentula Beata (38)
August 18, 2016, 8:51 pm
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August 18, 2016, 8:51 pm by Mentula Beata (38)
Have you thought about buying or making a fake instead of potentially having to raise a child, unless that's what y'all want?
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MrTek (224)
August 18, 2016, 10:45 pm
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August 18, 2016, 10:45 pm by MrTek (224)
This is the 2nd most redonkulous thing I've ever heard (next to Trump running for office). Yeah she wants a belly but take it from a guy who almost lost his riches: don't do it. Kids cost 250000 between 18 years (33 grand a year). It's impossible to not knock her up and not be a dad. The same thing happened between my cousin & she had the same idea as you. Make a fake belly or save 370$ for a moonbump. As for the snowball in hell thing: a snowball wouldn't last a sec in hell but still funny!
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jfingers (667)
August 21, 2016, 5:57 am
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August 21, 2016, 5:57 am by jfingers (667)
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If she's really that hot to get pregnant, there are other less risky solutions. (Silly fantasy here!) Introduce her to your worst enemy and let him knock her up. Then persuade him to leave town and you'll have her to yourself. If the authorities ever find him for the rest of his life (and they will), he'll be fully liable for 18 years of child support plus interest.
(Gritty reality here!) Don't fucking do it. She will be more than happy to latch onto you for 18 years of baby jail. She may say she won't today, but she can change her mind at any time for any reason, and there is nothing you can do about it. She can sign a contract with you to hold you harmless, but the authorities will be more than happy to ignore it. After all, the authorities don't want to pay your child support; they want you to pay. Think of the welfare benefits it saves them.
The key is in your first sentence: "So, a young friend of mine wants a belly real bad." A girl in this frame of mind will say ANYTHING to get your sperm into her. Her period didn't end yesterday. It ended almost two weeks ago and she is ready to catch. Look at the bright side. Maybe she'll get really big and stay really horny before she takes a third of your income for 18 years. Some guys make that trade.
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