On a family vacation with my wife's side of the family this week. Her cousin just started her third trimester and is wandering around in some nice bikinis so far this week.

She's normally pretty skinny so it's nice to see this huge bump on her.

Pictures?

Gonna be damn near impossible to get candids of her with 15 other people in the house.

Enjoy it at maximum and maybe ask for a belly rub or two

Debating whether to write a story about this only exploring that which I cannot do in real life.

Its not impossible. No one will pay attention to you. Take some pics an make it look like ur reading an article on ya phone. If anyone sees you (being real here) just give them a 20 & say "you didnt see anything." Ive done it before.

Ive done things in crowded places before. I had a ghetto white chick in a class once (next to me) an I got pics an vids. She never noticed. Or you can say "im taking an anatomy class and we are studying the reproductive system and pregnant women" (but thats just a last resort. The first example can get you through.

Or how about this:

"Hey, cuz, you look really good! Can I take some pictures of you for the family album?"

Then include them in the family album. Pretty innocuous.

Her dad is taking a lot of pics so maybe some stuff will end up in the vacation album later.

Snuck a few but not the best view of her bump. Had one lined up and at the moment of snapping the pic my son ran right in front. It was a bare bump shot at the pool and then she wrapped up in a towel right after.

Oh well.

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