Okay, story time:
In the break room at my job there are a couple TV’s, and one of them is always tuned to some crappy local cable-access channel called Laff. It runs nothing but old sitcoms and a god-awful rip-off of America’s Funniest Home Videos; called World’s Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown. In the show they count down the 10 “funniest” clips of a particular theme. Usually its exactly what’d you’d expect: clips of nutshots and animals doing silly things.
But ONE DAY, I literally did a double-take. Onscreen there was a pregnant woman with a GIGANTIC belly. And then there was another clip of another pregnant woman. And another. And ANOTHER. A good chunk of the damn episode was nothing but pregnant women; most of them dancing around, some of them in bikinis. They were OLD home videos too, I’m talking straight from the 90’s camcorder old. I dunno about the rest of you, but finding hidden gems like that is a BIG plus for me.
So I went online to find the episode in question, “Top 10 Tips for Decorating Your Pregnant Belly”. Naturally the first thing I tried was seeing if the show is available on any streaming services. Its on ONE. But its a streaming service exclusive to India, of all places. That’s not a problem for me though, I just switched to a VPN server in India, and checked it out.
They have the show…but not all the episodes. The pregnant belly episode isn’t there.
So next I looked up the schedule for Laff for the next month or so, hoping the episode will air again so I can record it live.
It wasn’t set to re-air ANY time soon. And the episode hasn’t been uploaded by anyone on YouTube or Dailymotion. So now I’m getting a little stir crazy. How hard could it be to find one episode of a crappy cable show?!
A month and half goes by. On a whim, I check to see if its gonna air any time soon. And then, BINGO. It was set to air in few days. All I had to do was record it.
But I don’t have cable. All I have for live TV is YouTube TV, and that doesn’t get Laff. So now I have to find an online service that DOES get that cable channel, so I can record it on my computer.
Finally, I find Sling TV. I can use that to record it, but its 30 bucks a month. I hesitate because I’m a cheapskate, but I bite the bullet. The few clips I saw were GOOD, and they’re not available anywhere else. So I bite the bullet, record it, edit it down to the belly shots, and throw in some loops and slo-mo’s for good measure.
Long story short: I spent WAY too much time and effort on 10 minutes of content. I’m sharing this with all of you so I don’t feel like I wasted my time. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z08rOebg0jA
0:23 / 0:44 - Woman rolls her belly
2:07 - The woman with the absolutely GIGANTIC belly that initially caught my attention
3:05 - Twin sisters are pregnant at the same time
3:23 - Woman breaks the chair she’s sitting in
3:33 - Woman struts her stuff in a bikini
4:07 - Her tits bounce a bit
4:22 - VERY strong kicks
5:27 - Woman does the splits in a bikini
6:00 - More belly rolls
7:04 / 7:44 - Woman with giant tits dances, making them bounce A LOT
7:35 / 8:00 - Woman in hospital gown twirls, showing the tiniest bit of ass if you look closely
9:00 - Woman with target painted on her belly has Nerf darts shot at her bump
9:31 - After getting shot with a dart, her belly contracts from laughter
10:00 / 10:24 - This woman has her belly painted like a monkey, where her belly is the mouth and her tits are the eyes. She’s clearly not wearing a bra, and starts bouncing her tits
