No scrubs pics but she is still sexy

Although these really belong on the candids board, this is decidedly the best thread in which to share them.

A benign case of pancreatitis in the immediate family has led me to frequent the 2nd most popular habitat in which wild preggos are known to dwell, behind the baby section at Target. On my usual route through the building I briefly walked past a rotund, waddling cutie in conversation with an older colleague and a couple others who soon turned off, then paused for a moment, dejected. "Aw c'mon man, you're gonna leave without even trying?" Making an about-face down the hall, I walked as briskly as I could without arousing suspicion, and they continued chatting as I attempted to eavesdrop. Staking out a position at the end of the hall, I audibly pretended to be lost so as to provide cover for my phone being pointed directly at them. Their gait was quick enough that I neglected to zoom in but still got a couple decent shots, though this did earn me a bit of a side-eye as the heavily gravid one moved behind her friend - and that was that. 'Twould be dangerous to give chase, I reasoned, then absconded scot-free with these.

While I couldn't quite catch onto their conversation, the heavily pregnant lass did catch my attention when she giggled gingerly and remarked: "today was a good day!" Gave me a hard-on right then and there while taking the pics. No, madam, there isn't a banana in my pants - you're just full-term and very sexy.