You can ignore this. Just thought I'd rant about some missed candids and relive the beautiful memories in short stories... because why not?
#1 - Sexy See Through
This one happened only a few hours ago and I'm still pissed about it so it will be longer than the rest. So me and my extended family (young cousins and all) were leaving the park. My Mum had put my phone in her purse and I was carrying some chairs and picnic crap.
Out of nowhere, a gorgeous brunette preggo appears. She's walking with a young kid and has a practically see through black shit on, only covering her belly up to the naval, which had popped and was massive - as was the rest of the belly, who's olive complexion peaked out from the bottom of her shirt. Seeing I instantly think "MUST GET PHONE" but I also instantly get a glaring hard on. Luckily, I had the chairs in front of my body. So to get the phone I just had to inconspicuously stop, put the chairs aside, show off my obvious boner to my 4 & 7 year old cousins and my parents and ask my mother for the phone, then take a picture.
Yeah, not happening.
#2 - Gotta go Fast
I was strolling down the sidewalk when a similarly massive woman in a white shirt appears right in front me on the other side of the street. Won't lie, she was pretty fuckin' hot. I scrambled for my phone opening the zipper on my bag and practically breaking it - unfortunately I'd picked a bad day to get to school late and I hesitated when I saw the time. My phone lagged on its way to the camera and by the time it was opened she had passed me. I wouldn't mind being a bit late, but looking like I changed direction PURPOSELY to go after her is where I draw the line.
#3 - The Art Teacher
The youngest teacher at my school (probably about mid 20's) who happened to be the sexiest was pregnant. And I believe she once joked a few months before about not being in a relationship, which meant it was an accidental - all the more hot for me. Anyways, I didn't have any lessons with her so I didn't get to see her much. Best chance I had was during a "grade get together" (don't know what the English word for it would be) where she hat a relatively loose but still sexy dress on. Unfortunately again - I had a problem. My phone was fucking dead. The reason? I rubbed one out right before school to some preggo porn. The ultimate irony.
#1 - Sexy See Through
This one happened only a few hours ago and I'm still pissed about it so it will be longer than the rest. So me and my extended family (young cousins and all) were leaving the park. My Mum had put my phone in her purse and I was carrying some chairs and picnic crap.
Out of nowhere, a gorgeous brunette preggo appears. She's walking with a young kid and has a practically see through black shit on, only covering her belly up to the naval, which had popped and was massive - as was the rest of the belly, who's olive complexion peaked out from the bottom of her shirt. Seeing I instantly think "MUST GET PHONE" but I also instantly get a glaring hard on. Luckily, I had the chairs in front of my body. So to get the phone I just had to inconspicuously stop, put the chairs aside, show off my obvious boner to my 4 & 7 year old cousins and my parents and ask my mother for the phone, then take a picture.
Yeah, not happening.
#2 - Gotta go Fast
I was strolling down the sidewalk when a similarly massive woman in a white shirt appears right in front me on the other side of the street. Won't lie, she was pretty fuckin' hot. I scrambled for my phone opening the zipper on my bag and practically breaking it - unfortunately I'd picked a bad day to get to school late and I hesitated when I saw the time. My phone lagged on its way to the camera and by the time it was opened she had passed me. I wouldn't mind being a bit late, but looking like I changed direction PURPOSELY to go after her is where I draw the line.
#3 - The Art Teacher
The youngest teacher at my school (probably about mid 20's) who happened to be the sexiest was pregnant. And I believe she once joked a few months before about not being in a relationship, which meant it was an accidental - all the more hot for me. Anyways, I didn't have any lessons with her so I didn't get to see her much. Best chance I had was during a "grade get together" (don't know what the English word for it would be) where she hat a relatively loose but still sexy dress on. Unfortunately again - I had a problem. My phone was fucking dead. The reason? I rubbed one out right before school to some preggo porn. The ultimate irony.
