So today I was doing Uber eats in the ghetto. I stopped at a McDonald's to pick up an order. Inside I see this relatively cute women with what looks to be either a fat or pregnant stomach. She had huge boobs but I did my best to not stare. I continue to wait in line but then she gets up to ask if someone can unlock the bathroom for her. It was at this point that I see that this chick is massively pregnant. She goes into the bathroom and I said to myself, "fuck it". I get my order and wait a couple of minutes for her to emerge.

I say "Hey can I talk to you for a second?"
She says "Yeah sure"
I say "I just had to say that you look incredibly beautiful"
She says "Oh thank you"
I say "I hope that's not weird, Im sure you have a bf or a husband or something"
She says "Actually right now I'm single"

****Where it gets good******

I say "Oh, well in that case I'd love to hang out with you sometime."
She says "Sure" then tells me her name and how far along she is (Just turned 7 months)
This was not a fake number!!!!

She sent me some pre-preggo photos as well. She's a smoke and she's gained a ton from what I can tell.

I talked to her for most of today. I'm gonna try and hang out with her soon.

So, what the fuck do I do now?

Talk to her like you'd talk to someone on a normal date. Flirt with her. Make her feel good. Don't focus too much on her pregnancy. Maybe slip it in that you think she looks more beautiful now. If she let's you touch her belly.. make the most of it. Depending on how comfortable she is with you, on the same or next meetings, help her carry stuff, help her get up etc. Tell her you're good in giving a back massage and ask her if she'd like one. And don't stop flirting!

And you're living my dream! Just the other day, I was at a McDonald's, and was thinking what if there's a heavily Pregnant staff member in there!

I dunno if anyone can really offer great advice on something like this... every woman is different, you know? You'll have to figure her out for yourself.

Find out for yourself. We can't really tell you what to do next since you know more about this girl than anyone here. Hopefully it'll turn out great for the both of you in the end.

Any photos that you could share? Good luck!

If I were you I'd take some time to think about what you want out of this relationship. Then take her out on a date and be completely honest with her. If she's sending you pre-preggo pics you didn't ask for she might be feeling a little unsexy, so take it slow and let her know how you really feel. I assume you're not solely interested in her due to her pregnancy so make sure she knows that, but if you're not planning on being a dad in two months, don't be afraid to tell her that as well.

I'll post pictures after the ordeal is over.

She's single AF I guess. She told me her man is a dead beat and doesn't do anything. He probably hasn't been around for most of her pregnancy. She's pretty ghetto too. Got knocked up at 17 and 22. She's had a rough life from what I can tell so far. I don't wanna hurt her feelings but I'm not trying to be a father rn. I'd date her and not just ditch after she gives birth but still.

I'm gonna try and go on a date tomorrow

And sometimes, that's all both sides want... a little company. You'd be surprised. Maybe you can both win.

My advice with ghetto chicks is text her see if she want you to bring fast food or something, small gifts go a long way particularly when baby daddy is a deadbeat like you said chances are romeo daddy was a mooching deadbeat before use some base game and you'll be humping baby bump before you know it.

Thank you my guys, if this conquest is successful I will get pictures! I've got 2 months to make it happen.