is this section reserved for fiction, or can I recount my experiences? They’re not the greatest, not the worst, but they’re what I’ve got.

The kink has been with me all my life. I didn’t think it was very likely that itch would ever get scratched, especially because for most of my life I was dead set against having kids. I knew I could be happy having a normal, average sex and love life without ever screwing a pregnant chick, but goddamn it I wanted to

I don’t believe in religion or any of that stuff about wanting something badly enough that the universe makes it happen, but in s little less than a five year period, I banged three. Two really. The third was the girl i married. Im not going to refer to her as a bang again. That was bad. I won’t share details of anything that is between she and I, or anything beyond a basic overview of the way things happened. Im writing these limitations out so that I don’t get carried away as i have a tendency to do.

Doing the math- it might have been a little over five years. Whatever. Writing is a little like reliving. If this is the correct place and anybody at all would be the least bit interested, its fun for me to write.

I'm not aware of it being strictly for fiction.

Ok, when I get done, I’ll write it down. Thanks for getting back to me.

Like i said, im sure there people with much better stories out there, but ive got one that at least isn't bad.

I would love to read about your experiences, especially if they’re as good as you’re implying!

I will as soon as i get a little time. I really didn’t want to imply anything great- the absolute last thing i want is to seem like an egomaniac tooting his own horn.

I think i was lucky, took showers semi regularly and wasn’t an asshole.