I've written celebrity stories and stories with pregnancy themes, but for some reason I've never thought about combining them. I decided to do something about it.
The biggest inspiration for this piece is Homer Vargas. I personally believe he's the best author of pregnancy-fiction in existence, specializing in uptight women who gets the "urge" one way or another. His story "A New Infection" is particularly relevant to this one, which takes a look at a global bimbo/preggo-pandemic.
My story takes an outsider's perspective to a scenario where the women of Hollywood gets preggophilia. It's a bit of a slowburn, but the sauciness will escalate with each chapter.
General disclaimer:
This story is smutty, sleazy, morally corrupt and will probably make you into a worse person. Consequently, it shouldn’t be read by anyone.
This story is FICTION. It did NOT happen. The people portrayed in this story do NOT act this way in real life.
***
It was the stuff of legends - named everything from a saturnalia of bottomless depravity, to an erotic celebration of the miracle of procreation. It was a spectacle that shook the world in what turned out to be the biggest livestreamed event in the history of the internet. Some newspapers called it the celebrity event of the century, others "Hollywood's bottomless fall from grace". The coverage was so massive it was debated in political circles and was even the subject of discussion in the United Nations. In the immediate aftermath, authorities all over the planet discovered cases of people fainting in front of their computers. Thousands of them. Most with their hands grasping down their pants. A dozen fatal heart attacks were also recorded.
While moral guardians fumed with rage, film fans and pregnancy admirers overheated in joy. As one overly enthusiastic spectator said; “If you weren’t a preggophile before, you’ll sure be one after tonight!”
***
To properly understand the events transpiring that night, we need to go back in time, because it was a culmination of a nearly three-year period that changed the outlook of Hollywood and the face of American moviemaking.
Scientists and media critics alike have debated themselves silly over exactly where things shifted into what would become popularized as «the Hollywood pregnancy quake», or the «Preggocalypse». So much has been written about the event it’s become almost impossible to find theories that support each other. Naturally, the happening is still a subject of controversy and speculation that lack a reasonable explanation for the phenomena which is still shaking the US celebrity-sphere. Possible scenarios are dismissed as quickly as they are mentioned – from massive shifts in female DNA due to natural causes, The Illuminati, the will of Gaia, the influence of aliens, to the women of Hollywood simultaneously deciding they loved the idea of large families and being pregnant all the time for no proper reason.
Whatever explanation, in the beginning there were only minor hints that something special was in the brewing. Most scholars nonetheless agree the event that set everything in motion was an announcement – the first in an escalating series of celebrity pregnancies.
Margot Robbie was four months underway when she detonated the bomb. The woman who showed up on TV-screens that night was clad in a getup that looked like a skimpy cheerleader costume with little room for imagination. Changes were happening and more changes were coming. But although she was a dazzling sight, many were confused. Margot was giddy and acted like an excited little schoolgirl.
Interviews underlined the feeling that something was off. She was almost euphoric when she spoke to the press.
Interviewer:
“So, congratulations Margot!"
Margot:
"Thanks! (giggle)"
"As a parent myself, I'm sure you must have certain expectations as a mother to be?”
Margot:
“Oh, hell yes! YES! I can hardly wait to blow up! I hope I get really huge!”
Interviewer:
“Wow! Okay, so you're looking forward to the next couple of months then?”
Margot:
"God! What woman wouldn't!? I have already taken precautions to immortalize the whole process."
Interviewer:
"You plan to document your progress, that's what you're saying?"
Margot:
"Sure! Just bring the cameras! (giggle)"
Interviewer:
"Uh... surely you're talking about private photos, or are you implying you want to..."
Margot:
"Why not? I'm an actress. It's my job to expose myself on film 24/7. It's only natural the world have a peek at me when I grow nice and fat. (giggle)"
Interviewer:
"Ooookay..."
Further interviews didn't wane Maggie's enthusiasm. Most chalked it up to a woman filled with joy over starting a family, but many were puzzled she acted like an overly eager bimbo in heat.
***
At first, nobody made a fuss about it. After all, pregnancies were natural and matter-of-factly parts of life, for celebrities as for normies. Usually, the celebs would stay in the spotlight until a baby was announced and everything would return to normal. However, this time things were NOT normal.
Margot’s news seemed to trigger a massive response all over Hollywood. Over the next few months, a multitude of girls announced they were expecting - ranging from young starlets to veteran actresses who were going to be mothers in their late forties, even some in their early fifties. The following week, it was Milly Alcock, Chloe Moretz and Janelle Monae who broke news of their impending family expansion. Then came Elle and Dakota Fanning, Lily James and Sydney Sweeney a week later, and from then on the baby announcements came crashing in like a tsunami of fertility.
Coincidence? For a while this seemed the most likely explanation, although the sheer numbers were staggering. This wasn’t just a baby boom, it was a baby nuke!
Tabloids ran amok with speculation and feasted on the news for months. Analysts wondered if there was a secret pregnancy contract in the background, although not even undercover journalism with ties to the movie industry and access to VIP areas managed to reveal such things. Soon after, scientists and professionals in the field got involved. The first official investigations revealed little to nothing, while independent studies tried a bit harder and managed to gain hold of samples from a few unassuming women. Tests results were both unexpected and unexplainable. The women affected by the changes would develop unusually heightened fertility which made conception more likely, along with chances of multiple births for later pregnancies. Another common effect that was later discovered was a drastically raised libido.
Most of these facts were witheld from the public eye for over a year, because the biggest mystery remained unexplained. No-one could explain why this happened in the first place. Without any clear answers or scientific confirmation, the media started to refer to the happening as a “virus”.
The ongoing pandemic revealed peculiar aspects. Through numerous interviews, a large majority of the women revealed that the joy of having children wasn’t the only defining factor of getting pregnant, or even the main factor. Instead, the world soon realized pregnancy was flaunted like a status-symbol of womanhood that could only be described as exhibitionist. Some acted arrogantly. When Jessica Henwick came down with twins she scornfully dismissed the "normies" who only expected a single baby. The bigger the belly, the better the woman.
The virus also affected women who had previously showed little to no interest in having children. Heather Graham, an outspoken advocate for childless relationships, made a radical u-turn and began attending meetings under the management of the Quiverfull ministry, speaking about the joys of having as many babies as possible. Like her fellow sisters in crime, she eagerly popped up on talkshows and made TV-appearances so she could show off her newly developed bump.
Still, the most enigmatic quality of the virus by far was its localization. For reasons unknown, it was limited to women who had starred in, or in some way been involved in Hollywood-centered movie productions over the previous three decades, hence the amusing names of the event. Most females residing in LA, even among the women working within or around the movie business never reported similar fertility-changes or urges. Unsurprisingly, conspiracies began to flourish. Internet personalities speculated there was some sort of secret society hidden among studio elites – that the head honchos at Disney, Warner Bros and 20th Century Fox were fetishists who got off pregnant women or wanted their own breeding program. Such sordid rumors were immediately dismissed as internet hogwash and sensationalism.
***
As the year came to a close, over 300 actresses of various fame had been knocked up and the number continued to rise steadily. It was, as a foreign correspondent said; like the women of Hollywood had collectively seen the light and decided to get pregnant.
Not only had pregnancies skyrocketed, the attitude of the stars affected had completely altered and taken a swing towards a more traditional lifestyle most found puzzling. It was as bewildering as it was amusing to watch Jennifer Lawrence confess her newfound urges on live-TV. She was clad in a white gown with a bold opening in front, her belly swelling with new life as she stated her message; “Focusing on my natural duties, I finally understood the joy of being a woman. We constantly force ourselves to embrace masculine qualities so hard we forget the real values in life.”
Feminists and women’s right activists were confused, shocked and frustrated. What was especially disheartening in their eyes was that some of the "infected" (which quickly became a negative term for pregnant women) had been previous allies. How could some of the most famous women in the US ditch their liberal principles and turn against everything they previously valued? This wasn’t just women wanting families. They seemingly dropped their ambitions and let boyfriends and husbands dictate their lives.
These were pretty much the precise words as Millie Bobby Brown took to the cameras, having recently delivered her firstborn. The woman on TV had an agenda, and she was proud of it:
“Us women have been living in denial. Nature dictates, and nature want us to procreate. There is no bigger purpose in life than to make as many babies as our menfolk want.”
It sounded like a parody, but it was real words from a young woman who had one year earlier seemed indifferent to the prospect of having a family.
In the wake of such outrageous statements, blame was shifted to patriarchal organizations on the far right. Wild rumors circulated they had developed some technically advanced apparatus that manipulated brainwaves.
Naturally, with the seemingly pro-life nature of the virus, conservative family groups were more than happy about these developments. Backing the new mothers, they praised their decisions and priorities. Preachers nationwide declared this was a sign from God himself - that the usually so liberal women of Hollywood had changed their minds on pregnancy and child-bearing. For the time being they seemed to have a point, underlined in some of the promos that began to appear. One especially popular photoshoot saw a smiling Scarlet Johanson, only clad in a skimpy apron. Standing in the kitchen six months pregnant, she held a screaming baby on her arm while she attended to cooking. Over the picture, the tagline read "Because it feels good!" She wasn’t alone. Multitudes of women blossomed with new life in racy photo sessions to the great pleasure of pregnancy-admirers worldwide.
As the first year came to a close it was obvious drastic industry changes had to be done. Pregnancies sometimes caused production setbacks, but this time the consequences were far grander. The female talent didn't just want script rewrites for their roles, they demanded complete rewrites of plot and themes. No longer wanting to play heroines or action babes (a difficult task with those bulging bellies), the preggocalypse gave them new ideas which collectively shifted their interest to maternal urges and how to show off their bellies by any means necessary.
Several movies had to do undergo changes in-production to appease the masses and pressure from clients. We shall look at a couple of examples here.
Jenna Ortega and Skyler Samuels were well underway filming Trouble in the Orient when the epidemic hit. Originally, both actresses played American tourists who got involved with the fight against a human trafficking ring in the Middle East. As their bellies began to swell, they demanded their roles to be rewritten and the entire movie quickly changed shape. Instead of characters fighting trafficking, they now played young business women seduced by rich oil sheiks, falling in love, converting to islam and wanting nothing more than to bear their children. The studios, never wanted to miss a cash cow and gave in to their demands. Consequently, important scenes were delayed and filmed during their thid trimester to gain a maximum belly-boost. In the final scene, both girls were dancing belly-dance in seductive bedlah dresses, showing off their large bellies as they spun around on the floor.
Another trend was franchises doing creative u-turns to maximize the potential of the ongoing craze.
Superhero universes like The DC and Marvel Cinematic Universe continued to thrive. These films also proved pregnant women could still kick ass as long as they did so early on. The ladies certainly lacked a bit grace and flexibility compared to earlier instalments, but no-one comlained. They were of great appeal to glaring eyes everywhere.
The High School Musical series also made a comeback, with a newly developed focus on the challenges and joys of teenage pregnancy – feeling suspiciously like an infomercial show. Scenes of teenagers waiting in line for their turn at the bathroom stalls, all puking from morning sickness, were semi-romanticized. The song numbers gained popularity for their wholesome messages about starting families in late teens. Negative critics accused the film of being nothing but pregnancy propaganda, although such criticizm were largely ignored. Pregnancy propaganda was precisely what the stars wanted to make now.
As the world gradually learned to accept the new changes of Hollywood cinema, the massive upheaval hinted at even bigger studio changes on their way. Speculators were right. The sudden preggo-frenzy had only been the first wave. The second wave would be WAY kinkier.
***
To be continued...
The biggest inspiration for this piece is Homer Vargas. I personally believe he's the best author of pregnancy-fiction in existence, specializing in uptight women who gets the "urge" one way or another. His story "A New Infection" is particularly relevant to this one, which takes a look at a global bimbo/preggo-pandemic.
My story takes an outsider's perspective to a scenario where the women of Hollywood gets preggophilia. It's a bit of a slowburn, but the sauciness will escalate with each chapter.
General disclaimer:
This story is smutty, sleazy, morally corrupt and will probably make you into a worse person. Consequently, it shouldn’t be read by anyone.
This story is FICTION. It did NOT happen. The people portrayed in this story do NOT act this way in real life.
***
It was the stuff of legends - named everything from a saturnalia of bottomless depravity, to an erotic celebration of the miracle of procreation. It was a spectacle that shook the world in what turned out to be the biggest livestreamed event in the history of the internet. Some newspapers called it the celebrity event of the century, others "Hollywood's bottomless fall from grace". The coverage was so massive it was debated in political circles and was even the subject of discussion in the United Nations. In the immediate aftermath, authorities all over the planet discovered cases of people fainting in front of their computers. Thousands of them. Most with their hands grasping down their pants. A dozen fatal heart attacks were also recorded.
While moral guardians fumed with rage, film fans and pregnancy admirers overheated in joy. As one overly enthusiastic spectator said; “If you weren’t a preggophile before, you’ll sure be one after tonight!”
***
To properly understand the events transpiring that night, we need to go back in time, because it was a culmination of a nearly three-year period that changed the outlook of Hollywood and the face of American moviemaking.
Scientists and media critics alike have debated themselves silly over exactly where things shifted into what would become popularized as «the Hollywood pregnancy quake», or the «Preggocalypse». So much has been written about the event it’s become almost impossible to find theories that support each other. Naturally, the happening is still a subject of controversy and speculation that lack a reasonable explanation for the phenomena which is still shaking the US celebrity-sphere. Possible scenarios are dismissed as quickly as they are mentioned – from massive shifts in female DNA due to natural causes, The Illuminati, the will of Gaia, the influence of aliens, to the women of Hollywood simultaneously deciding they loved the idea of large families and being pregnant all the time for no proper reason.
Whatever explanation, in the beginning there were only minor hints that something special was in the brewing. Most scholars nonetheless agree the event that set everything in motion was an announcement – the first in an escalating series of celebrity pregnancies.
Margot Robbie was four months underway when she detonated the bomb. The woman who showed up on TV-screens that night was clad in a getup that looked like a skimpy cheerleader costume with little room for imagination. Changes were happening and more changes were coming. But although she was a dazzling sight, many were confused. Margot was giddy and acted like an excited little schoolgirl.
Interviews underlined the feeling that something was off. She was almost euphoric when she spoke to the press.
Interviewer:
“So, congratulations Margot!"
Margot:
"Thanks! (giggle)"
"As a parent myself, I'm sure you must have certain expectations as a mother to be?”
Margot:
“Oh, hell yes! YES! I can hardly wait to blow up! I hope I get really huge!”
Interviewer:
“Wow! Okay, so you're looking forward to the next couple of months then?”
Margot:
"God! What woman wouldn't!? I have already taken precautions to immortalize the whole process."
Interviewer:
"You plan to document your progress, that's what you're saying?"
Margot:
"Sure! Just bring the cameras! (giggle)"
Interviewer:
"Uh... surely you're talking about private photos, or are you implying you want to..."
Margot:
"Why not? I'm an actress. It's my job to expose myself on film 24/7. It's only natural the world have a peek at me when I grow nice and fat. (giggle)"
Interviewer:
"Ooookay..."
Further interviews didn't wane Maggie's enthusiasm. Most chalked it up to a woman filled with joy over starting a family, but many were puzzled she acted like an overly eager bimbo in heat.
***
At first, nobody made a fuss about it. After all, pregnancies were natural and matter-of-factly parts of life, for celebrities as for normies. Usually, the celebs would stay in the spotlight until a baby was announced and everything would return to normal. However, this time things were NOT normal.
Margot’s news seemed to trigger a massive response all over Hollywood. Over the next few months, a multitude of girls announced they were expecting - ranging from young starlets to veteran actresses who were going to be mothers in their late forties, even some in their early fifties. The following week, it was Milly Alcock, Chloe Moretz and Janelle Monae who broke news of their impending family expansion. Then came Elle and Dakota Fanning, Lily James and Sydney Sweeney a week later, and from then on the baby announcements came crashing in like a tsunami of fertility.
Coincidence? For a while this seemed the most likely explanation, although the sheer numbers were staggering. This wasn’t just a baby boom, it was a baby nuke!
Tabloids ran amok with speculation and feasted on the news for months. Analysts wondered if there was a secret pregnancy contract in the background, although not even undercover journalism with ties to the movie industry and access to VIP areas managed to reveal such things. Soon after, scientists and professionals in the field got involved. The first official investigations revealed little to nothing, while independent studies tried a bit harder and managed to gain hold of samples from a few unassuming women. Tests results were both unexpected and unexplainable. The women affected by the changes would develop unusually heightened fertility which made conception more likely, along with chances of multiple births for later pregnancies. Another common effect that was later discovered was a drastically raised libido.
Most of these facts were witheld from the public eye for over a year, because the biggest mystery remained unexplained. No-one could explain why this happened in the first place. Without any clear answers or scientific confirmation, the media started to refer to the happening as a “virus”.
The ongoing pandemic revealed peculiar aspects. Through numerous interviews, a large majority of the women revealed that the joy of having children wasn’t the only defining factor of getting pregnant, or even the main factor. Instead, the world soon realized pregnancy was flaunted like a status-symbol of womanhood that could only be described as exhibitionist. Some acted arrogantly. When Jessica Henwick came down with twins she scornfully dismissed the "normies" who only expected a single baby. The bigger the belly, the better the woman.
The virus also affected women who had previously showed little to no interest in having children. Heather Graham, an outspoken advocate for childless relationships, made a radical u-turn and began attending meetings under the management of the Quiverfull ministry, speaking about the joys of having as many babies as possible. Like her fellow sisters in crime, she eagerly popped up on talkshows and made TV-appearances so she could show off her newly developed bump.
Still, the most enigmatic quality of the virus by far was its localization. For reasons unknown, it was limited to women who had starred in, or in some way been involved in Hollywood-centered movie productions over the previous three decades, hence the amusing names of the event. Most females residing in LA, even among the women working within or around the movie business never reported similar fertility-changes or urges. Unsurprisingly, conspiracies began to flourish. Internet personalities speculated there was some sort of secret society hidden among studio elites – that the head honchos at Disney, Warner Bros and 20th Century Fox were fetishists who got off pregnant women or wanted their own breeding program. Such sordid rumors were immediately dismissed as internet hogwash and sensationalism.
***
As the year came to a close, over 300 actresses of various fame had been knocked up and the number continued to rise steadily. It was, as a foreign correspondent said; like the women of Hollywood had collectively seen the light and decided to get pregnant.
Not only had pregnancies skyrocketed, the attitude of the stars affected had completely altered and taken a swing towards a more traditional lifestyle most found puzzling. It was as bewildering as it was amusing to watch Jennifer Lawrence confess her newfound urges on live-TV. She was clad in a white gown with a bold opening in front, her belly swelling with new life as she stated her message; “Focusing on my natural duties, I finally understood the joy of being a woman. We constantly force ourselves to embrace masculine qualities so hard we forget the real values in life.”
Feminists and women’s right activists were confused, shocked and frustrated. What was especially disheartening in their eyes was that some of the "infected" (which quickly became a negative term for pregnant women) had been previous allies. How could some of the most famous women in the US ditch their liberal principles and turn against everything they previously valued? This wasn’t just women wanting families. They seemingly dropped their ambitions and let boyfriends and husbands dictate their lives.
These were pretty much the precise words as Millie Bobby Brown took to the cameras, having recently delivered her firstborn. The woman on TV had an agenda, and she was proud of it:
“Us women have been living in denial. Nature dictates, and nature want us to procreate. There is no bigger purpose in life than to make as many babies as our menfolk want.”
It sounded like a parody, but it was real words from a young woman who had one year earlier seemed indifferent to the prospect of having a family.
In the wake of such outrageous statements, blame was shifted to patriarchal organizations on the far right. Wild rumors circulated they had developed some technically advanced apparatus that manipulated brainwaves.
Naturally, with the seemingly pro-life nature of the virus, conservative family groups were more than happy about these developments. Backing the new mothers, they praised their decisions and priorities. Preachers nationwide declared this was a sign from God himself - that the usually so liberal women of Hollywood had changed their minds on pregnancy and child-bearing. For the time being they seemed to have a point, underlined in some of the promos that began to appear. One especially popular photoshoot saw a smiling Scarlet Johanson, only clad in a skimpy apron. Standing in the kitchen six months pregnant, she held a screaming baby on her arm while she attended to cooking. Over the picture, the tagline read "Because it feels good!" She wasn’t alone. Multitudes of women blossomed with new life in racy photo sessions to the great pleasure of pregnancy-admirers worldwide.
As the first year came to a close it was obvious drastic industry changes had to be done. Pregnancies sometimes caused production setbacks, but this time the consequences were far grander. The female talent didn't just want script rewrites for their roles, they demanded complete rewrites of plot and themes. No longer wanting to play heroines or action babes (a difficult task with those bulging bellies), the preggocalypse gave them new ideas which collectively shifted their interest to maternal urges and how to show off their bellies by any means necessary.
Several movies had to do undergo changes in-production to appease the masses and pressure from clients. We shall look at a couple of examples here.
Jenna Ortega and Skyler Samuels were well underway filming Trouble in the Orient when the epidemic hit. Originally, both actresses played American tourists who got involved with the fight against a human trafficking ring in the Middle East. As their bellies began to swell, they demanded their roles to be rewritten and the entire movie quickly changed shape. Instead of characters fighting trafficking, they now played young business women seduced by rich oil sheiks, falling in love, converting to islam and wanting nothing more than to bear their children. The studios, never wanted to miss a cash cow and gave in to their demands. Consequently, important scenes were delayed and filmed during their thid trimester to gain a maximum belly-boost. In the final scene, both girls were dancing belly-dance in seductive bedlah dresses, showing off their large bellies as they spun around on the floor.
Another trend was franchises doing creative u-turns to maximize the potential of the ongoing craze.
Superhero universes like The DC and Marvel Cinematic Universe continued to thrive. These films also proved pregnant women could still kick ass as long as they did so early on. The ladies certainly lacked a bit grace and flexibility compared to earlier instalments, but no-one comlained. They were of great appeal to glaring eyes everywhere.
The High School Musical series also made a comeback, with a newly developed focus on the challenges and joys of teenage pregnancy – feeling suspiciously like an infomercial show. Scenes of teenagers waiting in line for their turn at the bathroom stalls, all puking from morning sickness, were semi-romanticized. The song numbers gained popularity for their wholesome messages about starting families in late teens. Negative critics accused the film of being nothing but pregnancy propaganda, although such criticizm were largely ignored. Pregnancy propaganda was precisely what the stars wanted to make now.
As the world gradually learned to accept the new changes of Hollywood cinema, the massive upheaval hinted at even bigger studio changes on their way. Speculators were right. The sudden preggo-frenzy had only been the first wave. The second wave would be WAY kinkier.
***
To be continued...