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Theofaron
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It's been a while, but I'm back with a new story! Here's the first chapter.

Our eyes met from across a crowded room, just like in a dumb movie. She looked at me with what seemed like lust, her eyes gorgeous and blue and hungry, and it took me a second to remember I was carrying a tray of appetizers and that’s what she was interested in. I giggled to myself; I’d smoked a joint with Ignacio before the reception started. That was the only way to get through our millionth wedding of the summer.

I should have known I wasn’t anything to lust over. I was a skinny 20-year-old in a dorky catering uniform that didn’t fit right, with a thin mustache that made me look like a dirtbag. And the woman I’d thought was checking me out? Through the crowd I could tell she was pretty, blonde, her hair done up for the wedding, with a sweet round face. She might have been fifteen years older than me but I didn’t mind. I liked a MILF as much as the next member of the American Pie generation.

Guests plucked eggs off my tray as I wandered towards the blonde woman, trying to get a better look at her. I got little glimpses as I got closer, and grew more interested: she had a huge pair of tits that seemed to defy gravity, hovering in front of her, creating a deep canyon of cleavage in a dress that wasn’t even that low-cut. That was enticing, but what I saw when someone stepped out of the way made me stop in my tracks, almost losing my eggs.

She was pregnant. The kind of pregnant that makes people turn their heads, usually because they feel bad for the woman or they just can’t believe what they’re seeing. She was ready-to-pop huge, her stomach as big and round as a beachball, sticking straight out in a way that looked impossible. That belly was showcased perfectly in a long, flowing dark green dress, tied with a little black belt right under those amazing boobs. 

I’ve been interested in pregnant women since I was a little kid. I remember having a preschool teacher who was pregnant. Looking at her and her big belly made me feel funny inside, excited but also embarrassed and shy. Not much has changed since. Even as a kid I had the sense to know my interest was weird and I should keep it a secret, but my stoned ass was openly staring. I shook it off, but had she noticed? Or was she just looking at my tray again? I continued forward, determined to get her the snack she wanted.

As I got within shouting distance I noticed her companions. First, a kid. A one year old? Two? I was never good with those things. Anyway, she was holding a kid on her hip. Her hips were wide, more pleasing curves under that green dress. She was talking under her breath with her other companion, her husband. A big balding dude with a gross goatee, looking way underdressed in a buttonup shirt with no tie and a grease stain.

That’s when I knew I had it bad for this woman. Since when did I give a shit about how people dressed? But I hated this guy instantly, and thought he looked like a slob next to his gorgeous wife with her hair and makeup done. She looked like royalty to me. And I was her humble servant, here to deliver her food.

“Deviled egg?” I asked as casually as possible, lifting my tray for her. She gave me a look and I thought the jig was up. She knew I was staring at her, lusting after her.

“There aren’t any left,” she pointed out, and I looked dumbly at the empty tray.

“Oh,” I said. Her face had fallen. I had disappointed her. Idiot!

“I’d love one, if you bring out some more.”

“Okay!” I would have brought her anything. My eyes flitted down to her chest and I made eye contact with the baby she was holding, who glared at me as if to say back off, she’s mine. “Oh, actually, the deviled eggs are the worst appetizer. Just between you and me.”

She gave me another strange look. She didn’t get where I was going. I had to slow down and push the thoughts through my stupid stoned brain.  “Let me bring you some mac and cheese balls, those are awesome. Or some bacon-wrapped dates.”

She smiled, and her free hand went to her belly. “Sounds amazing.” I could just make out her popped-out bellybutton through her dress. 

“You got it,” I smiled, and I wished Chris, my boss, was watching. After months on the job, I was suddenly acting like I gave a shit about making guests feel taken care of. 

“I need another Bud Light,” the husband said, lifting an empty bottle. There was foam in his mustache.

“Oh, the bar’s over there,” I said, gesturing with my tray towards Marta at her little table. Normally I was jealous of her, for getting to stand in one place through the cocktail hour while I hustled back and forth. But tonight I felt blessed to be carrying the apps. I was speed-walking back to the kitchen before I realized Chris would have wanted me to take the husband’s empty. Oh well.

When I got back to the kitchen I only found mini-quiches and more of those fucking eggs. “Hey, we got any mac and cheese bites?” I asked Chris.

He shook his head. “Take these.” 

“Nobody wants them,” I said. “Let’s bring the good stuff out.”

Chris rolled his eyes. “If I catch you eating them again, you’re done.”

It took longer than I wanted to get it negotiated, but soon I was leaving the kitchen with a tray of mac and cheese bites and a tray of bacon-wrapped dates, everything hot and fresh. I staked out my new friend, who wasn’t looking my way but wrapped up in a conversation with Mr. Goatee. I hurried along the edge of the reception hall, not slowing for anyone who wanted an appetizer. I was a man on a mission.

As I approached I got another chance to admire the woman’s figure. She had her back turned to me and I could check out her full, round ass. Her curves and dress and pale skin, seemingly untouched by the long summer, made her look like some sort of fucking Renaissance painting. She didn’t notice me. I realized the hushed conversation with her husband sounded like an argument. I should have just left her alone.

Instead I cleared my throat. “Mac and cheese ball? Bacon-wrapped date?” I sounded like a snooty waiter in a cartoon, offering up delicacies. 

“Sure, thank you,” she said. She shifted the weight of the baby on her hip; I was impressed she was carrying it and that huge belly. “Can you take her for a second?”

For a dumb moment I thought she was talking to me, but of course she was addressing her husband. 

“Fine,” he grumbled, and I hated him even more. He took the kid like he was doing his wife a huge favor. If she was mine, I thought, I’d wait on her hand and foot. I wouldn’t let her hold the kid. I’d hand-feed her. I was smiling at that little fantasy as my new friend took one of each appetizer, then offered the date to her husband.

“You can take more,” I said. Then I hovered over her while she ate, as if I’d prepared the mac and cheese ball myself from scratch. Her expression changed while she chewed, a smile appearing, and I was melting inside. 
Other guests snuck up behind me and plucked food from my tray. I wanted to chase them off.

“Mmmmm, that’s phenomenal,” she said, her mouth still full. 

“I know, right?” I offered her the tray again. I wanted to stand there all night and watch her eat them one by one, and I wanted to wipe the grease and crumbs off her lips, maybe with my tongue. And I wanted her husband to choke to death on his date. 

“Thank you,” she said, and took two more. One for her, one for hubby. Then she turned back to him, and the moment was over. I forced myself to stop looming over her like an idiot creep, and go pass out the rest of the appetizers.

But every time I had something good on my platter I’d be sure to pass her. She and her husband went to talk to different groups and came back together and she was holding the baby almost the whole time. Once in a while she paused and rubbed her belly or stretched in a way that pushed her stomach out. I fantasized about massaging her poor back, and when I saw other women coo over her belly and rub it I fantasized about doing that too. I was jealous of Ignacio when she asked him where the bathroom was, and I watched with interest as she waddled over there, her wide hips and big ass swaying beautifully.

The cocktail hour neared its end, so I went back over to her with the last tray of mini-quiches. I tried to catch her eye but the baby was crying, red-faced and snotty-nosed but not screaming just yet, and her husband was hissing something at her under his breath. She was bouncing the kid, trying to soothe her, and her tits were bouncing too. 

“Not out here,” I heard the husband whisper. “Are you crazy?”

The quiet exchange continued while I pretended not to listen. The next part I caught was her telling him “not the goddamn bathroom,” sounding pissed. The baby was still crying. I was turning to leave when she called out to me.

“Excuse me? Sir?”

I had to smile. Nobody had ever called me sir before.

“Yeah, what’s up?”

“Is there a private space I could go to feed my baby?”

It took me a second to figure out what she was asking, and when my dimbulb brain figured it out I looked right at her tits. 

“Oh! Yeah, lemme think… there’s a storage room over by the kitchen. I can show you.” Marta showed me that room at a wedding back at the start of summer, and we had made out in there once before she decided she was actually into Chris.

“Thank you,” she said, giving the fussing baby a look. I had my eyes on the ceiling, trying to avoid staring at her boobs again. The husband took the last two mini-quiches. I led the way, taking her away from him.

I kept my pace slow, because she was having trouble walking. She took her steps carefully, resting her weight all on one foot and then on the other, the way you do when you’re walking on ice. It was somehow sad and cute and sexy all at the same time. The baby squirmed in her arms, her cries getting louder.

“You want me to take her?” I asked, then immediately regretted it. I had never held a baby before, and this one was writhing around like a crocodile. Plus, I was still pretty high.

“I got it, but thank you,” she said. I noticed she was also carrying a pretty huge purse, or maybe a diaper bag.

“She’s really cute,” I told her, weaving through the crowd. “How old is she?” I didn’t give a shit about babies, but it seemed like the nice thing to say.

“Seventeen months.” 

“Wow,” I said, not interested in doing the math. We passed the kitchen and Chris tried to stop me.

“Dev, we gotta set up for dinner!”

“I’ll be right back. Is it cool if this lady uses the storage room?” Chris just gave me a pissed-off shrug, and I kept moving. I wanted to ask the woman’s name, but it seemed weird. I really wasn’t sure how weird I was being. We turned the corner and found the door.

It was more like a big closet inside, mostly full of extra folding chairs and linens. I pulled a chair off the rack, making a lot of noise as I set it up.

“Uh, you can sit here,” I told the woman. “There’s no lock on the door but nobody’s gonna come back here. We’re already set up for dinner.”

“Thank you,” she said, giving me that million-dollar smile. I had heard people say pregnant women glow, but I didn’t see it until her. When she smiled I just felt warmth and goodness coming off her. I smiled back like a dumbass, while I’m sure she was dying for me to go.

“You need anything else?” I asked, looking around, wishing I had more to offer her than an uncomfortable metal chair.

“No, that’s fine,” she said, wrestling the seventeen-month-old. I nodded, turned and left, closing the door carefully behind me. I stood outside for a second, imagining her pulling out her tits. It was happening, just a few feet away. The baby wasn’t crying anymore, so it had to be happening. In my horny daydream, she was offering her boobs to me instead, the crying baby nowhere to be seen. I imagined what they looked like, huge and full, dripping milk. I’d always wanted to taste a woman’s milk. I realized I was hard. 

I tried to shake it off. This lady just wanted my help. She wanted to feed her kid. And I was standing outside her door with a boner. What a fucking creep. Once the tent in my pants was gone I went to find Chris.
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deux_anges
Very nice! Thanks for sharing. Will you be writing a continuation? I'm dying to know more about her! Smile

DA
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bigboy23
great start!! love the details and cannot wait to see where this goes. The woman sounds very, very hot!
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Thebige
(September 20, 2021, 5:43 pm)bigboy23 great start!! love the details and cannot wait to see where this goes. The woman sounds very, very hot!
Yeah, eager to read ch 2!
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crinkledclock86
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love realistic believable stories, so far this amazing!
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cubfan2200
Very well written! The detailed descriptions of what was happening had me right there at the scene as an observer that none of the characters could see. And that, my friend, is how fiction should be written.

So many of my friends like non- fiction. I have this argument with them all of the time. Non-fiction is typically an accurate reporting of history. You cannot be there. But fiction, well written, can put the reader right at the scene. I am at this scene!!
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Theofaron
Thanks for all the kind feedback, I'm glad people are liking the story! Here's the second chapter; there will be one more.

I was able to clear my head a bit as we set up for dinner. My high was wearing off, and I was away from the crowd, away from her. From the kitchen we could hear the guests moving to the dining room. Marta and Brandon were on drinks duty, filling up champagne flutes for the toasts. Once we had the entrees ready to go-- the same three lame options we served at every wedding-- there was a lull. Traditionally, time for smoke break number two. Ignacio would be waiting for me.

I went to the dining room instead, getting there in the middle of a stilted, inane toast by probably the bride’s sister. The bride herself was pretty, but to me she couldn’t hold a candle to the pregnant stranger. I scanned the room, looking for my new friend, and couldn’t find her. No husband or baby either. Shit, I thought, spotting two empty seats at table nine. They had left.

I really needed my pre-dinner pick-me-up now. I was lost in my own little world as I shuffled to the exit, so when the door banged open it scared the shit out of me, and it wasn’t Ignacio: it was you-know-who. Waddling as fast as she could, her eye makeup messy, a seriously pissed look on her face. She charged right past me, and when turned and watched her move toward the bathroom, her butt jiggling with each angry step, I called after her, “hey, you okay?”

If she heard me, she ignored me, disappearing into the ladies’ room. No husband came after her, and she didn’t have the kid. I was at least smart enough to realize that if I followed her into the bathroom to ask what was wrong, she’d call the police. So I went outside into the sticky summer air.

Ignacio was leaning against the wall, smirking, joint in his mouth. He passed it to me. “What the fuck was that?” I asked, gesturing to the door.

He laughed. “That pregnant chick picked a huge fight with her husband, right over there,” he said, pointing into the parking lot, where an SUV was pulling out.

“About what?” I asked.

“I dunno, but it was funny. That bitch can fucking yell. Called him a selfish piece of shit, useless, asshole. Baby was crying the whole time too. He left her here, what a fuckin’ mess.”

I forced a laugh, holding smoke in. But I felt bad for her.

“That’s the trashiest shit since we saw those cousins get caught making out,” Ignacio said, and I did laugh at that for real. We’d seen some shit that summer. While we smoked and reminisced, I went back to imagining myself as a knight in shining armor. What if I could console her, hold her in my arms, make her feel good? I wished I was just a guest at the wedding, then I could talk to her like a real person.

In my fantasy, I find her sitting outside the dining room, no longer feeling up to having any fun. I sit with her and do what her husband won’t do: listen. Before she knows it, she’s pouring her heart out to me. Telling me about what a mess her marriage is, how jealous she is of her friend who’s getting married to a great guy. She tells me her husband’s a jerk, he doesn’t help with their daughter at all, he drinks too much, and the worst part… he doesn’t touch her anymore. He calls her fat and disgusting, he only likes skinny little bimbos and won’t even look at her while she’s pregnant. I tell her he’s an idiot. I tell her she looks like a goddess and any man would be lucky to even look at her. Her tears dry up. She asks if I want to get out of here. I bring her back to my place, and my roommates aren’t there. I help her out of her uncomfortable dress, and I caress her big round belly and her huge tits and her fat ass and she bends over the bed--

Chris was calling for us. We were supposed to serve dinner five minutes ago. I snapped out of my fantasy and followed Ignacio inside.

She was at her table. I got Marta to trade with me so I could take tables one through ten; she was suspicious so I told her someone in my section had said something racist to me. Marta warned me there was a no-show, but I grabbed the extra plate anyway. Casual as I could, I brought the entrees over, matching them to the color-coded place cards. Todd Mitchell, whose chair was empty, ordered the prime rib. Emily Mitchell, with the green dress and the big belly, had the chicken.

“Thank you,” she said, barely looking at me. “But my husband had to leave early.”

“No problem, you can have both,” I told her. “Eating for two, right?” Dumb fucking thing to say. But she-- Emily, her name was Emily-- seemed to come back to life a little bit. She rolled her eyes, but she was smiling.

“Thank you,” she said. “You’re a sweetheart.”

My fucking heart. Mia Dolan, the first girl I’d kissed in eighth grade, had told me my mustache was cute, which was why I was still rocking it even though it never really grew in right. I didn’t get any compliments from the girl I lost my virginity to, probably for a reason, but Whitney Kim was the first girl I ever made cum, and she’d breathlessly told me I was “fucking amazing” with my tongue. I filed away Emily Mitchell’s words with the nicest compliments I’d ever received.

I was more attentive with my tables than usual that night, especially table nine, circling and filling water glasses and keeping an eye on Emily. She seemed down at first, but as dinner continued she came out of her funk and talked to the other guests and picked at both entrees and let the bride rub her belly for good luck. I didn’t overhear her talking about the scene in the parking lot, but at some points she was whispering to the woman next to her.

I tried to be professional. I asked her if she needed anything else and she said no. Once or twice while refilling her water I took the chance to look down her dress, admiring that unbelievable cleavage and trying to tell if her tits looked any smaller than at the start of the night, before she fed her baby. If anything, they looked bigger.

I cleared plates. When the bride and groom mashed cake into each other’s mouths, I thought I saw a sad look on Emily’s face. Was she thinking about how terrible her husband was? Was she wondering where it all went wrong? I was a stupid kid then, who knew nothing about adult relationships, but of course I thought I was an expert.

When we brought the cake out I set aside an extra-large piece for Emily. And of course, I still brought out Todd’s slice to set beside hers. As I set the plates down Emily was adjusting her bra strap, and my lizard brain took over. She caught me looking right into her cleavage, wondering what size she was, my brain fried by jiggling flesh.

“Oh, uh,” I started. I wanted to apologize, but that would be acknowledging what I did, and would that make it weirder? I didn’t trust myself to talk without making it worse. So I shot her a weird smile and moved down the table. As I served the cake as fast as possible, the woman next to Emily whispered something in her ear and Emily laughed, looking right at me for just a second. Her face was red, and mine went red too.

I made myself scarce until it was time to clear the tables. She ate both pieces of cake. I avoided so much as looking at her, but I could feel her eyes on me. Was she going to complain to Chris? Should I apologize? I didn’t know what to do so I kept silent.

I figured that was it. My job for the rest of the evening was cleaning up and waiting for the guests to leave. I’d had my fun. I’d gotten a good look at that cleavage and my imagination could fill in the rest when I got home. I would imagine Emily Mitchell asking for my help taking off that dress, and how those big milky tits would bounce when I fucked her… I’d jerk off and next weekend there would be two more weddings and life would go on.

But what about that red-faced look right at me? What about her calling me a sweetheart? Was she just being nice, or was there something more? She had seen me staring, that was obvious. And she hadn’t slapped me or complained to Chris. Probably I was just horny and high and dumb, but a part of me knew this wasn’t over.
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Mesarocket
Really fantastic writing here!! I'll have to check out your stuff on Deviantart.
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Theofaron
(September 22, 2021, 11:37 pm)Mesarocket Really fantastic writing here!! I'll have to check out your stuff on Deviantart.

Thank you! I'm not on Deviantart but my other story is up on Literotica!
Thebige
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