Just love that belly button poking through!

At The Mall:

   
   

Her back was killing her.

   

Red Shirts with bellies just screaming to be rubbed.

Man, that lady in the green dress is SMOKIN'!

She is a friend. Which is why I did not include her face. Hopefully she won't end up being plastered all over the internet too...

So I pay a shot ton of money to live in a private gated community. Recently they put a giant outlet mall less the 2 F**king miles from my house. Needless to say I was passed. Two extra stoplights, shot load of traffic, and then I realized a ton more preggos... Soccer moms, middle class, and bargon hunters have come in droves to my area. I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons in this situation. It has brought my hunts to a whole new level. Here are a few of the spoils...

Here was a big olé blueberry!
   
The best part was her yoga pant wearing friend... She gave me a reason to talk to both of them.
   
I unashamedly hit on her, and her "Prego friend" played interference. That was exactly what I wanted in the first place... I got to grill her about her pregnancy, while she thought she was doing her friend a favor!

Key stats:
Second baby.
Boy.
Due in just over 2 mos.

Like shooting fish in a barrel...

Plenty of time for Q&A at the new mall too...
   
Q: First pregnancy?
A: No. 3rd.
   
Q: boy or girl?
A: none of your business.
   
Q: When are you due?
A: 7 weeks.
   
Q: Can I touch your baby bump?
A: I don't care.
   
Success!

Simply a massive MILF! This looks like her 4th pregnancy as she had three other children with her...