Biggest Bumps Contest: Picture Thread

[Torpedo]

See the problem with threads like this (me being Mr. "Disproportionately Huge," so I would know) is that attractive, well-proportioned pregnant chicks are in the minority. Huge pregnant chicks are in an even smaller minority than that. Huge chicks that are pleasing to look at are therefore literally unicorns. Therefore, every "post the biggest bumps you can find" thread will inevitably be filled, on average, with mediocre-to-downright-repulsive content, because they're chasing an animal that basically doesn't exist.

(Just felt like getting on a soapbox there. This is a presumptuous and unwarranted post but eh, you'll get over it)

[tomostrife]

See the problem with threads like this (me being Mr. "Disproportionately Huge," so I would know) is that attractive, well-proportioned pregnant chicks are in the minority. Huge pregnant chicks are in an even smaller minority than that. Huge chicks that are pleasing to look at are therefore literally unicorns. Therefore, every "post the biggest bumps you can find" thread will inevitably be filled, on average, with mediocre-to-downright-repulsive content, because they're chasing an animal that basically doesn't exist.

(Just felt like getting on a soapbox there. This is a presumptuous and unwarranted post but eh, you'll get over it)

dozens of reposts too.

[bigbursty]

I'll gladly put up with all of that to get pictures like in post #12 of this thread.

[hkim]

Goddamn. Number 12 isn't a torpedo belly so much as an ICBM - intercontinental BELLY missile!