So, I was wondering what would be the best way to approach a pregnant woman in public. I've gotten in so much trouble in the past from approaching them, all of which resulted from my politely asking to touch their bumps. Two incidents resulted in cops being called.

Guys, what are some of your best tips? And how do I warm them up to the idea of a belly rub?

Ladies, how would you like for me to approach you? And what would be the magic "touch" that prompts you to grab a guy's hand and let him touch your belly?

(September 6, 2017, 12:23 am)preggoluvr4286 So, I was wondering what would be the best way to approach a pregnant woman in public. I've gotten in so much trouble in the past from approaching them, all of which resulted from my politely asking to touch their bumps. Two incidents resulted in cops being called.

Well, clearly you're doing it wrong. Touch without asking next time. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS SARCASM. What in the actual fuck?!??! If you've had the FUCKING COPS called on you TWICE then you need to find a new hobby. It's obvious that you can't do this without coming across like a huge creep.

Look but don't touch, for fuck's sake.

Unfortunately, no I can't. Maybe it is time to find a new hobby. Seriously.

It´s difficult from my point of view.

I was walking down the street and I saw a very pretty pregnant girl who was staring at me, she was with her mother or her aunt (I do not know) I did not approach her because I immediately start thinking that she looks like that because she has a boyfriend or husband .
I want to get close to many pregnant girls as you, but I respect them and my fantasies stay in my mind haha i

hurts, i know. hope all our fantasies with preggos get real one day

There's a handful of people here that can pull off some pretty shrewd shit in public: belly touches, even getting to see bare belly, etc. I don't know how they do it. I would be terrified of doing so. Women can be on high alert about being asked by a random dude if he can touch her. One time in the grocery store parking lot I asked a pregnant woman if I could help her load all of her groceries in her car on my way to my car. Was honestly just trying to help since she had two kids with her, but she looked borderline panicked when I asked.

Your best bet for touching pregnant bellies is with a woman that you already know, and probably only if you're already good friends with her, and only if you can be super casual about it and don't make it weird. In my experience they will usually let you under those circumstances - at least I've never had a friend/acquaintance tell me no, but it still makes me super nervous. If you are that desperate and don't already know a pregnant woman then an escort may be your best safe bet.

Do not approach pregnant women in public unsolicited. Ever. I can't believe we even have to discuss this.

I really don't have the cash on hand for an escort, so I'm practically SOL. But, yeah, I can't help but wonder why some people can get away with that kind of stuff while I cannot. I guess they must have an extra special characteristic that some of us, myself included, haven't been born with.

I guess I have to be very careful as to how I approach people - pregnant or not.

(September 6, 2017, 1:12 am)preggoluvr4286 I guess they must have an extra special characteristic that some of us, myself included, haven't been born with.

I don't know you so I am just talking out of my ass, but in my case, I'm not an attractive guy -- so any sort of advance from me is guaranteed to be 100% unwelcome. I'm not promoting rape culture or anything, but I think it'd be disingenuous for anyone to pretend that they wouldn't be just a little more welcoming of the opportunity to be approached by a 10 than they would a 5. So there's a pretty good chance that after flashing a smile, a hot guy is more likely to have luck with this kind of thing.

I have touched the bellies of pregnant women I don't always know or seen a lot. not recently though. it's always best though to ask a friend who may be pregnant. I would first say this: DON'T SEE THEM AS OBJECTS! really, that's always a huge mistakes I been seeing around here. It's like commenting on a pic or video of a pregnant who is not doing porn. Most people here would say don't do it, but really, just have some common sense and don't act like a creep about it. I honestly befriend her, I don't always think 'Man I want to have sex with her/ touch her belly' I just try to be nice, I keep in contact with them long after their pregnancy, so sometimes I get messages that their pregnant again. But back to how to Approach girls who are pregnant. While you can look, be sure you are really getting to know her to honestly befriend her. Don't act weird about, and ask over time, might be days, might be weeks., might be a while longer, just don't force it on them, act like an asshole, think of women as objects, and so on, if you wouldn't do to a person who isn't pregnant, then don't do it to a pregnant woman

I understand if anyone disagrees with me, but this is my view of it

P.S: also try not to ask for pics/videos, that is creepy sometimes.

I wouldn't even consider myself a 5 at times. How I managed to knock up a sexy-looking Boricua, I will NEVER know. One thing I know for sure is that I sometimes get too eager with my approach - sometimes to the point of trying to rush things. Another problem of mine is that I try to force things to happen. Maybe it's because I've been limited just to the women no one else will have for the majority of my life. Still, trying to approach any woman in public - pregnant or not - is probably something I should completely avoid at all costs.

Like I said, some fantasies - including my fantasies of inducing labor or breastfeeding - are not meant to become real. I must say I am completely disappointed - and somewhat saddened - about this.