When I was a kid my dad had a bunch of Playboys from the 70s in the house that I found. I remember 2 specific comics/drawings that I cannot seem to find, been looking for years.

The first one is a more realistic looking woman in a white nighty, I think she was holding her belly and it said "Sure you can ho-ho-ho, yours is a pillow"

The second one was a pregnant girl in health class in front of her teacher's desk and it said "I'm sorry I can't give you extra credit"

Any help with finding these I'd be very grateful.

Okay, I found the one. I thought she was in white, but it was black. I also thought it was from the waist up, but it wasn't.