So I’m beginning a career as an aspiring comedy rapper. I’m going to have a song about a guy who is a maiesophile but he’s a bit nervous about admitting it. I’m imagining starting out with how he likes a curvy abdomen and full breasts and slowly building up to squeezing milk on a belly and rubbing big bellies. 

What do you reckon I should include in the song?

(Yes I’m aware of She Got a Bump)

you should have a verse about him clarifying that he's not a pedophile, while the police are staring at him. that would be hilarious and would help ppl understand that we just like the shape of the belly.

Your greatest challenge will be coming up with clever rhymes. I can't think of many words that rhyme with "belly", so "bump" will probably work better, and of course there are plenty of rhymes for "breast" and "lactate". Best of luck!

(May 25, 2021, 11:55 pm)paniniX Your greatest challenge will be coming up with clever rhymes. I can't think of many words that rhyme with "belly", so "bump" will probably work better, and of course there are plenty of rhymes for "breast" and "lactate". Best of luck!

" your belly's so sexy when it's shaking like jelly"

When i see a girl with that baby bump baby you know i wanna hump

The type of girl i like you dont even know, i love a girl who cant even see her toes

When her tots start to get all leaky thats when i start to get a bit freaky

Not like a cohesive rap but just lyrics