What would be your first reaction if someday you wake up with a 9 months pregnancy just to give birth?

After a good 15 seconds, I would try my best to NOT react in an overtly dramatic way like how such transformations are fictionalized in literature, movies, TV, etc.

I'd just spend some time trying to get a hold of the female body, though I'm sure it won't be long before I'm stimulating myself with some clit play or lactation, for example.

Realisitcally, I'll be trying to wake up since there's no way in hell I'm going to squeeze an 8 pound human through a 3 inch hole.

(December 22, 2021, 8:14 pm)Way123 Realisitcally, I'll be trying to wake up since there's no way in hell I'm going to squeeze an 8 pound human through a 3 inch hole.

I definitely did not think about that for my reaction...the fear that would settle in knowing I would have to give birth in a matter of days (or potentially 1-2 weeks if overdue) would be frightening to say the least. With that being said, I'm definitely gonna need to throw some cold water or slap myself a few times to make sure it's all a dream!

(December 22, 2021, 4:33 am)Longevo What would be your first reaction if someday you wake up with a 9 months pregnancy just to give birth?

Honestly at first I think it’s a Dream and when I really it’s not I would at first try not to panic and then I would try to get use to being pregnant and I probably will be excited but also scared to give to a baby in about few weeks or so

First I would need to make sure it isn't a dream. When I realise it is for real I would have to explore my new body. When I feel my big tummy it moves as the babies react to my touch. I'm pregnant!!! I continue to explore my body. I have quite large breasts. I reach between my legs, no penis, I finger my vagina and my whole body quivers. Am I dreaming?
I struggle out of bed and look at myself in the full length mirror. I see the woman of my dreams. She is heavily pregnant, her tummy is so large she must be carrying twins. Her breasts are well filled, she has long blonde hair and nice shaped legs. My tummy tenses in a painful way, a contraction? Is it a practice or am I in labour? I hope it's the former, I want to enjoy my pregnant body fully before I give birth.

"Which hole is this thing coming out from?..."

Well, as a man my first reaction would probably be along the lines of "how the heck did that happen?!"

Then I would go onto a full exploration of my belly e.t.c. and many pictures would be taken. There would of course be a selection of pictures I'd happily post/share.

My last thought, which would be fairly typical of me, would be what's already been mentioned - "Umm... How is this baby going to be born?! I best get myself booked in for a 'C' Section pronto!"