You know I was thinking two things today one,  i know these bitches could afford a goddamn HD camera with all the fucking money they make on the internet. Why does alot of videos look like they broke out the 1996 kodak vcr cam Corder out. 
Second...I was at a indoor pool. And this smoking pregnant lady get in. I was like "hole.... Lee ...shit!!!! To avoid sudden boner syndrome I asked my self, she takes a dip does that make her a human submarine?

Oh I thought of one other.
When a chick fakes that she is pregnant and sucks her tummy out and tries to fool us

Looking pregnant (big belly that still looks pregnant a year after birth) and having this fetish without being pregnant and knowing it turns some people with the same fetish off that I’m not actually pregnant. Just want to say that a little imagination and willingness to role play does wonders for my own personal o-time without the impending new human to take care of anxiety! Kind of like the ghost baby pregnancy idea I guess?

When someone announces their pregnancy on social media, doesn't post anything for months, and when they do it's after they've given birth.

(December 12, 2022, 1:58 am)GhoST_pUbz You know I was thinking two things today one,  i know these bitches could afford a goddamn HD camera with all the fucking money they make on the internet. Why does alot of videos look like they broke out the 1996 kodak vcr cam Corder out. 
Second...I was at a indoor pool. And this smoking  pregnant lady get in. I was like "hole.... Lee ...shit!!!! To avoid sudden boner syndrome I asked my self, she takes a dip does that make her a human submarine?

"does that make her a human submarine"

i mean...technically speaking yes. a submarine is defined as a self-propelled vessel that operates underwater. a pregnant woman is self-propelled (swimming) and the baby is inside her (a vessel).

(December 12, 2022, 12:48 pm)BellyLover1995

(December 12, 2022, 1:58 am)GhoST_pUbz You know I was thinking two things today one,  i know these bitches could afford a goddamn HD camera with all the fucking money they make on the internet. Why does alot of videos look like they broke out the 1996 kodak vcr cam Corder out. 
Second...I was at a indoor pool. And this smoking  pregnant lady get in. I was like "hole.... Lee ...shit!!!! To avoid sudden boner syndrome I asked my self, she takes a dip does that make her a human submarine?

"does that make her a human submarine"

i mean...technically speaking yes. a submarine is defined as a self-propelled vessel that operates underwater. a pregnant woman is self-propelled (swimming) and the baby is inside her (a vessel).

If she has scuba gear a prego would definitely be a human submarine. The gear would allow her to deep dive and remain underwater for a long period of time. 

Fat belly cam girls pretending to be pregnant don’t bother me. If they look pregnant I enjoy them the same and it’s even better than a real preggo because a bloated pregnant looking belly doesn’t pop. 

What irritates me are the girls that go into private right after you give them tokens for a selection on their public menu and make you wait a needlessly long amount of time before they return and give you what you tipped them for. 

Even worse are the girls that go offline right after you give them tokens which is basically robbery.

I guess it's time for yet another complaint thread. As if it's harder to add on to the existing ones.

(December 12, 2022, 2:57 pm)LTKNT101

(December 12, 2022, 12:48 pm)BellyLover1995

(December 12, 2022, 1:58 am)GhoST_pUbz You know I was thinking two things today one,  i know these bitches could afford a goddamn HD camera with all the fucking money they make on the internet. Why does alot of videos look like they broke out the 1996 kodak vcr cam Corder out. 
Second...I was at a indoor pool. And this smoking  pregnant lady get in. I was like "hole.... Lee ...shit!!!! To avoid sudden boner syndrome I asked my self, she takes a dip does that make her a human submarine?

"does that make her a human submarine"

i mean...technically speaking yes. a submarine is defined as a self-propelled vessel that operates underwater. a pregnant woman is self-propelled (swimming) and the baby is inside her (a vessel).

If she has scuba gear a prego would definitely be a human submarine. The gear would allow her to deep dive and remain underwater for a long period of time. 

Fat belly cam girls pretending to be pregnant don’t bother me. If they look pregnant I enjoy them the same and it’s even better than a real preggo because a bloated pregnant looking belly doesn’t pop. 

What irritates me are the girls that go into private right after you give them tokens for a selection on their public menu and make you wait a needlessly long amount of time before they return and give you what you tipped them for. 

Even worse are the girls that go offline right after you give them tokens which is basically robbery.

Omg had me cracking up

https://photos.app.goo.gl/8NzvKygQwNMtXz637

Btw I was creating a highlight wank real people can add to

(December 12, 2022, 4:53 pm)Glittering_You330 I guess it's time for yet another complaint thread.  As if it's harder to add on to the existing ones.

Calm your titts