So there’s this pregnant Latina woman who lives down the street from me and she is huge she looks nine months with twins and she’s very low, her kitchen is in the garage and she leaves it open to look at the street and to get some air in there and today I was going for a walk and I saw her balloon belly and I wanted a picture but she could see me if I did and I would probably be in some form of trouble, so I walked the neighborhood again and she got up to cook and every time she turned I would see her low belly hanging out, she most likely would have seen me if I crossed the street for a better picture, my only other option was to creep along her neighbors car or the line of cars on her driveway if she didn’t pay attention to me and record or get the pictures, the forth time I walked she left the garage and put the door down to where I can see the floor. I just don’t want to tresspass or get arrested for doing something I’m not supposed to do. Any suggestions? I really want to look at her belly for an extended period of time

Go and ask her for some sugar...

(December 7, 2017, 8:03 pm)garadon Go and ask her for some sugar...

But would that really work???

Here's what you do: Start a video recording on your phone, and hold it up to your ear like you're on a phone call. Walk down the street, pretending like you're talking. When you get across her garage, stop walking, and keep talking. Move your free hand around, like you're emphasizing a point. That gives you a solid minute of recording time, without her questioning what you're doing. Just make sure that your camera lens is pointed toward her. After a minute, walk away while still talking.

(December 7, 2017, 9:04 pm)Maiesio Phil Here's what you do: Start a video recording on your phone, and hold it up to your ear like you're on a phone call. Walk down the street, pretending like you're talking. When you get across her garage, stop walking, and keep talking. Move your free hand around, like you're emphasizing a point. That gives you a solid minute of recording time, without her questioning what you're doing. Just make sure that your camera lens is pointed toward her. After a minute, walk away while still talking.

I tried but her driveway light was too bright (this was at night)

Of course it would. Start the video before you ring the door, ask for some sugar and enjoy those candid shots. Also chat her up about her pregnancy and ask to touch the belly

I like the suggestion of recording. I would that and ring her doorbell or knock and ask something random like have you do you know a ( fake family name) that lives on this block? Or maybe you can come up with something more clever that might spark a conversation or at least get a decent nellyahot while still pretending to be on the phone.

Asking for sugar? Really?

Don't interact with her, for fuck sake.

The suggestion about the fake phone call was best.

(December 11, 2017, 12:32 pm)Akhenaten Asking for sugar? Really?

Don't interact with her, for fuck sake.

The suggestion about the fake phone call was best.

My guy, I can try again but iPhones suck when zoomed in.

Status update: she was mixing food for her dog and left the garage half way open and her belly was facing me. She was in a small white dress and see through leggings so I stood there for about 20 mins trying to get pictures and enjoying the view, the cameras on her house are angled weirdly so they didn’t see me where I stood, sorry I couldn’t get pictures to share