For those of you who already know, okay I get it. No need to comment saying you already know the secret or another alternative. This thread is merely to help those who want to contribute more to this site by adding more original, freshly found content that hasn't been seen by the naked eyes of our community.
Now, onto business.
First off, make an extremely innocent looking facebook profile with an indistinguishable name (ex. John Maverick). You don't want the girl thinking twice about whoever the hell is creeping on their profile and asking to be their "friend." Add a sweet, loving profile pic to indicate that you're of no threat to them (ex. a picture of a heart cloud or beautiful landscape or a rose. Something they can relate to as pretty). Do not, I beg you, do not put up a pregnant image of ANY KIND as your profile pic. That literally screams "CREEP" to an already pregnant girl or young mother.
Next step, and this is going to sound bad, but no Americans. I know what you all are thinking. "But why? They're the cutest. The sexiest. The biggest." Did I mention that they are also the most untrustworthy? Americans in general, no matter how you look at it, take a lot of useless effort to trust even one person on this planet. Think about it. They trusted their boyfriends, and then got pregnant. Trust is a serious issue when dealing with Americans, most importantly pregnant American teen girls. I'm not saying to just ignore all of them. All I'm saying is be cautious and aware that you're in for a world of disappointment when you think it's easy to snag a friend request from one of them. End of story.
Third step, connections. If you were successful in your first friend request, congratulations, I applaud you. But don't, DON'T for the love of God, send her a message about ANYTHING. Sweet Jesus, how many times have I told people not to do this? Reason why? Creep radar. Immediate friendship end. Now on the flip side, now that she's your friend and you've collected all her photos safely onto your computer, flash drive, SD card, whatever, you can go onto her friends list to search for any more new and exciting content and repeat steps 1 and 2. My reasoning behind doing this is quite simple. If she got pregnant, there's an extremely high possibility she has a few other pregnant friends. It's almost like a chain of pregnancies, like following a map.
Step four, other friends. This one gets a little tricky. You might ask "How do you know whether a girl might have pregnant photos of herself?" With Facebook's invention of the banner (and a couple of other unmentionable things), finding a pregnant girl isn't all that hard. When looking through a friend's "friend list," you're looking for some distinct features. I'm only going to talk about one of them because it's the most common. Case in point, the baby. If you move your mouse over a friend's name and you see the banner with a baby on it, then you've found a potential treasure trove. Girls take photos of their babies ALL THE TIME. It's like second nature. They have to take the photo in order to show them off to their friends and get them indoctrinated into the thought of motherhood. Quite interesting if you think about it. Since you're already friends with one of their friend's, you can easily click the "Add Friend" button to send them a request. Does it always work? No. Is it effective? Yes, very much so. Rinse and repeat.
Extreme dangers of Step Four. This ties in with step three as well, but all in all, it's overall bad when this happens. What is "this" you ask? Only the worst possible thing to happen when a request is sent out on Facebook. YOU GET A MESSAGE BACK WITHOUT BEING ACCEPTED. That's it, it's over. She's out to get you and you know it. Regardless of what she sends in that message, she has only one goal in mind: to swallow you whole and digest you slowly. This is what's called the "mother bear" instinct. If you answer back, you are digging your own grave. My advice? Let sleeping dogs lie. Back off and don't pursue unless you have guts like the side of a mountain. Trust me, there are billions, BILLIONS more you can send a request to, but just let this one go. I know some of you will say "But she's soooo hot. I can't pass this one up!" Two words (Hercules reference): YES YOU CAN! Don't bother with someone who's already found you out. We're not here to scare away, we're here to observe and take what we can.
I hope this sheds some light on how to find more content on Facebook. It's a lot harder to do the same techniques on instagram or Statigram (which are the same things), and much much harder on sites such as Twitter and others like it. But again, you don't have to agree with me or my methods (to each his own), but take to heart that we all need to start finding more, better content to share than reposting the same old stuff we've been seeing since the 90s. I'll probably get a bunch of hate-mail from this, but so be it. I'm trying to help people out without causing major damage to this community.
Let's keep this site running for as long as we draw breath.
Now, onto business.
First off, make an extremely innocent looking facebook profile with an indistinguishable name (ex. John Maverick). You don't want the girl thinking twice about whoever the hell is creeping on their profile and asking to be their "friend." Add a sweet, loving profile pic to indicate that you're of no threat to them (ex. a picture of a heart cloud or beautiful landscape or a rose. Something they can relate to as pretty). Do not, I beg you, do not put up a pregnant image of ANY KIND as your profile pic. That literally screams "CREEP" to an already pregnant girl or young mother.
Next step, and this is going to sound bad, but no Americans. I know what you all are thinking. "But why? They're the cutest. The sexiest. The biggest." Did I mention that they are also the most untrustworthy? Americans in general, no matter how you look at it, take a lot of useless effort to trust even one person on this planet. Think about it. They trusted their boyfriends, and then got pregnant. Trust is a serious issue when dealing with Americans, most importantly pregnant American teen girls. I'm not saying to just ignore all of them. All I'm saying is be cautious and aware that you're in for a world of disappointment when you think it's easy to snag a friend request from one of them. End of story.
Third step, connections. If you were successful in your first friend request, congratulations, I applaud you. But don't, DON'T for the love of God, send her a message about ANYTHING. Sweet Jesus, how many times have I told people not to do this? Reason why? Creep radar. Immediate friendship end. Now on the flip side, now that she's your friend and you've collected all her photos safely onto your computer, flash drive, SD card, whatever, you can go onto her friends list to search for any more new and exciting content and repeat steps 1 and 2. My reasoning behind doing this is quite simple. If she got pregnant, there's an extremely high possibility she has a few other pregnant friends. It's almost like a chain of pregnancies, like following a map.
Step four, other friends. This one gets a little tricky. You might ask "How do you know whether a girl might have pregnant photos of herself?" With Facebook's invention of the banner (and a couple of other unmentionable things), finding a pregnant girl isn't all that hard. When looking through a friend's "friend list," you're looking for some distinct features. I'm only going to talk about one of them because it's the most common. Case in point, the baby. If you move your mouse over a friend's name and you see the banner with a baby on it, then you've found a potential treasure trove. Girls take photos of their babies ALL THE TIME. It's like second nature. They have to take the photo in order to show them off to their friends and get them indoctrinated into the thought of motherhood. Quite interesting if you think about it. Since you're already friends with one of their friend's, you can easily click the "Add Friend" button to send them a request. Does it always work? No. Is it effective? Yes, very much so. Rinse and repeat.
Extreme dangers of Step Four. This ties in with step three as well, but all in all, it's overall bad when this happens. What is "this" you ask? Only the worst possible thing to happen when a request is sent out on Facebook. YOU GET A MESSAGE BACK WITHOUT BEING ACCEPTED. That's it, it's over. She's out to get you and you know it. Regardless of what she sends in that message, she has only one goal in mind: to swallow you whole and digest you slowly. This is what's called the "mother bear" instinct. If you answer back, you are digging your own grave. My advice? Let sleeping dogs lie. Back off and don't pursue unless you have guts like the side of a mountain. Trust me, there are billions, BILLIONS more you can send a request to, but just let this one go. I know some of you will say "But she's soooo hot. I can't pass this one up!" Two words (Hercules reference): YES YOU CAN! Don't bother with someone who's already found you out. We're not here to scare away, we're here to observe and take what we can.
I hope this sheds some light on how to find more content on Facebook. It's a lot harder to do the same techniques on instagram or Statigram (which are the same things), and much much harder on sites such as Twitter and others like it. But again, you don't have to agree with me or my methods (to each his own), but take to heart that we all need to start finding more, better content to share than reposting the same old stuff we've been seeing since the 90s. I'll probably get a bunch of hate-mail from this, but so be it. I'm trying to help people out without causing major damage to this community.
Let's keep this site running for as long as we draw breath.