I went to the local Ace Hardware with my infant daughter yesterday. A VERY pretty (and pregnant) cashier started up a conversation about how cute my daughter is and how much fun babies are. I didn't see a ring and she seemed AWFULLY flirtatious and smiley, but I couldn't bring myself to ask for a phone number. She did say that she was seven weeks away from her due date.

Today, I went to Outback for lunch with a coworker. Our server was incredibly beautiful, and I noticed a bump there as well. Not as flirtatious as Ace Hardware girl, but she was HOT! Nice little onion butt...

I don't know what to do with these ladies, but I thought I'd share my sightings!

You're not married, right? Don't cheat on our wife for the sake of having sex with a pregnant woman.