So last week I went to a minuteclinic to get checked out for a head cold, I saw a lady I had seen before and she gave me a prescription and told me to com back for antibiotics if I didn't get better. Yesterday I did just that and I can't tell if it was the lab coat the first time or what but now she's very visibly pregnant. So she puts the pulse monitor on me and checks my breathing and blood pressure while ever so slightly rubbing her bump on my hand. Needless to say she said I had a high pulse and asked if I get nervous at the doctors office. We got to talking and she's 20 weeks with a boy, and said she's much more pregnant than the last time I was in to visit. So now I have to come up with an illness to visit with in the next few months, hoping to catch her before maternity leave.

I chuckled because her current state fucked with your readings. That's actually pretty funny. Would have happened to me, too.

Same as Akhenaten, I chuckled. I wouldn't fake a disease just to see her as it'll seem weird as to why you go to the clinic for no other reason than to see her.

Knowing my luck I won't need to fake anything. I do really want to see her at her biggest though.