After a lengthy dry spell, I am happy to report that I GOT TO RUB A PREGNANT WOMAN'S BABY BUMP!

Not only that - this was my [/i]second[/i] encounter with this woman, who's currently 7 months along and expecting Baby #5. I got to rub her during her last pregnancy as well. At the time she was 5 months along.

Now, provided she doesn't have a partner, I want things between me and her to go further. I want to have the full experience with her during these last few weeks of this pregnancy.

What advice do you guys have about seducing a girl like her? From what I understand, she is a former stripper who went back to work shortly after the last baby.

Any advice gratefully appreciated... including how to deal with rejection shall this not pan out.

Thanks in advance!

I realize there's a time crunch, but I'd just slow your roll and follow her lead. If she keeps hanging out with you -- often -- you may be in the clear to ask if she'd like to do more than just let you play with her belly. If that never comes up, though, just be grateful for what you have.

Sounds like a great idea. And, there will always be another lady later on if this don't pan out.

Well, I came on too strong and practically ruined my chances with her. At least I gave it a try, though.

I hope I find someone who's just as much into pregnancy as I am later on; but, for now, it's safe to say that I won't be approaching any more pregnant women - online or off!

It's OK to approach people -- with tact. Eventually, one will be cool with some mutual enjoyment. If they're not going to be, nothing will ever change that, so chances are you didn't ruin anything with this particular woman. And it's better to find out early, before you get too invested.

Amen to that! Hopefully I will find someone soon. If not, though, at least I got to touch a bump after an almost two-year drought.