I was so jealous when I read this post because the last barber that was pregnant for me was like when I was 14, I'm now 33.
So anyway I was driving to have my haircut today and I was like it would be so funny if the girl was pregnant, Id seen her like 2 months ago so not very likely. Somehow even before I saw her belly I knew she was pregnant!!! She said goodbye to her client before me and I could see her tits were much larger than normal, I mean like much bigger!
She is like 5 months along but man is she swelling in the right places. She is like 5'6ft blond hair, curvy ass and just really nice looking and super nice to talk to.
She had on black pants and a black low cut top, she had to keep pulling it up cos her cleavage kept showing, her belly is at the just big enough to tell stage. I kept my elbows in so as not to bump it but by the end I was looking right at it and nudging it with my arms. I don't think she likes being pregnant because I asked if it started kicking and she said she feels weird as she isn't used to something kicking inside her.
She gives the best scalp massages and she thinks its so funny when I sit back up and am super tired. Anyway hopefully I see her again as she lives close to me and we get along super well.

Ok guys, it happened. I have talked about a colleague of mine who was pregnant before in this post and I felt her belly today and she is due in 4 days, 4 frickin days! It was at a party my bosses had organized at a local restaurant. While we were eating dinner (I was sitting next to her btw), a colleague of mine who was sitting on her other side asked if she could feel her belly, and she said yes. When she had removed her hand, I quickly asked if I could feel too and she said Of course. So I felt her belly, and it was magical. It must have been the firmest belly I have ever felt. I actually got to feel for a while. Her baby was kicking so she took my hand and placed on a couple of places where the baby kicked. A while after that, the party ended and everyone went home. Me, I walked home thinking about how lucky I am.

It was that time again....haircut with the pregnant 1.
I had to wait about 1hour and longer to get to see her and we chatted for much longer this time, she kept asking quite personal questions and in the end told me to give her my phone number. I did say I had some baby stuff that I wanted to give away, I do.... from 2 daughters. It ended up that she gave me hers. Hopefully its is her real number and not a bullshit 1. Throughout the haircut I swear she was checking me out and I mean properly even when I left she looked back at me and we had a nice gaze.
Just wondering at this point what is appropriate to say in a text?

OK, I found out today that I have yet ANOTHER pregnant co-worker that I didn't notice until she came in this morning. She's been gone for a while which might explain it, but she was HUGE! Her breasts rested on her belly while she sat down. I overheard while she was talking to another co-worker of mine that she has a while before she pops. So, fingers crossed I get to rub her belly before she pops